Profile giving correct names to everything is a reason to get Twitter

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There is a new reason to create a Twitter profile, if you haven’t done so yet. And if you have, you should simply follow this new account, because it it is absolutely amazing. It simply gives the new names to everything around us and it is absolutely hilarious.

Panda Fish

Panda Fish

While it is a whale, it looks like the new name is way more descriptive for the creature. We all have seen the movies with this whale, but honestly, Panda Fish is a great “real” name for it.

Curvy Unicorns

Rhino

If you are used to Unicorns being depicted as skinny and gracious creatures, this is something new for you. In fact, Rhinos look somewhat like Unicorns and thus can be called so. Even though they are quite curvier than the real ones.


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Mountain Fountain

Mountain Fountain

If you have every seen a chocolate fountain, you will definitely see the resemblance. The only difference is that this one is a huge mountain that spits fire lava. Other than that, absolutely the same thing.

Limousine Dog

Limousine Dog

Forget all the other comparisons. This is now a Limousine Dog. Funny fact about these, is that Dachsunds (it is German) are actually hunter dogs, who are known for their speed and great ability to get into the holes.

Book Sofa

Book Sofa

If you are a fan of reading, this one will resemble with you. Just like us, books have to relax, and they do so on sofas. Book shelves are not cozy enough for a great book, but a sofa is exactly what a nice good looking hard and soft cover books need.

Temporary Balloons

Bubbles

These are ballons, you just can’t play too long with them. You have to make new ones all the time. Kind of hard to scare a goal with a balloon like this, but it gives so much joy to you and everyone around you.

Paper Condom

Paper Cover

Not sure if papers need those, but it is a quite good description of this object. Overall you might disagree with this one. Maybe something related to a regular plastic bag or a Paper Case would work, but it is still funny.

Chocolate Panda

Bear

Most of us love chocolate. Also, pandas are fun and very nice. Maybe if bears were called with two of the best things ever, they would not be depicted as killers in the scary survivor movies and be way more fun and less uptight, unless that’s what they look like now.


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Acoustic Motorcycle

Bike

This one is simply too good of a description. Just like the “soft” song versions, acoustic motorcycles are a calm version of the roaming ones. And just like the acoustic songs don’t mean they are easier to play, sometimes you have to work even harder to ride a bike than a motorcycle, even though they are also cool.

So, if you still haven’t gotten the Twitter account, create one just to follow Correct Names there. It is totally the funniest profile ever. And if you know of some other names that should be given to the regular objects around us don’t forget to share them with everyone.

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